Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Five Careers I'm Considering Now That I've Graduated from Juilliard

1. Blacksmith, specifically in colonial Williamsburg.

2. Hole puncher. I don't know. I find it therapeutic.

3. Online survey taker. The email says I'll make 500 dollars a DAY.

4. Daycare owner/operator. Me and children? What?? Wait for it... Can you say, "underground sweatshop"? That means two sources of income in one!

5. A 19th century Swiss. I know, this isn't really a career, I just really loved Heidi when I was a little girl.

1 comments:

Chiara said...

Or you could move to Salzburg with me and work as a Sound of Music Tour Guide.