How can you tell when you get to Hillsboro?

I'm back on the farm for a week or so, just off Longmoor Farm Lane, the most pot-hole-y road ever. "Longmoor Farm Lane"-- that's not bad. Rustic, maybe, but not bad. Especially compared to some of the other roads in the neighborhood:

"Locust Thicket Lane." Gross.

"Clatterbuck Lane."

"Aunt Mary's Lane."

"Ashbury Church Road." By the way, no, there isn't a church on that road.

"Little Dylan Lane."

"Allder School Road."

Yep, only in Hillsboro.